Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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