You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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