I smell stomach acid.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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