dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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