she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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