i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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