I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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