She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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