i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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