did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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