Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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