I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Just cropdusted the office
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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