I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
this beer tastes like vomit already
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
whose parrot is this?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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