either way he was missing a nipple.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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