If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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