did you get engaged???
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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