Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
