I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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