i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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