redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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