If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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