i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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