Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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