Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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