FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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