Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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