You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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