I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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