I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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