dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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