Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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