Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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