The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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