absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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