Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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