your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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