guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Randomize
