I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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