We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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