Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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