Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Randomize
