I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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