I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He? As in you personified your dick?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Randomize
