i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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