he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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