My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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