i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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