did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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