I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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