i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
